Awesome! Thanks, badderhomesandgardens. Not only do you make me laugh and feel a little smarmy and smug every day, (great combo, by the way) but now you’ve given me a solution to my scrapey-antique-chair-leg problem.
Now, my décor is more grandma-meets-mid-century-modern-robot than, um, tube sock, but in principle, I’m doing this. Which means I’ll have to get off my ass and find some perfect knit material, make a pattern, and sew the fuck out of these little fuckers. Yawn. I have to go take a nap now because of how awesome I anticipate myself being.