You. Right there. You are one sick fuck.
Yes, I know I swear a lot. And I understand that Granny-Whole-Chicken is one hot bitch, but there is something seriously fucked up going on with this world and with YOU specifically.
Here’s why. One of the top 5 searches that bring people to this website is the term “granny fucking.*”
Seriously. I can’t even look at you right now!
*Great, now there’ll be even more people cruising my blog looking for geriatric pussy. YOU! You’re GROSS!