Category Archives: Murderous Rage

You Stepped In Something

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.* And that’s saying a lot, because I’ve seen you. SNAP! I guess these are for people who are so fucking uncool that they can’t get dirt on their own shoes. … Continue reading

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Is My Name Champ?

Every time I see Marcia Cross all saned-up and trying to sell me apple juice or what the fuck ever I’m just waiting for her to peel off her damn wig and reveal her crazy-evil plan of seduction and destruction … Continue reading

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San Francisco Part II: I’m not a fucking tourist

Seriously, I’m not. I used to go to these places when I lived in SF. So on our second day in the city we went to a few places that might be considered touristy. Shut the fuck up. I’ll go … Continue reading

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This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Today I am taking an unprecedented turn away from the bitchy, snarky and foul-mouthed persona which I have decided makes you all love me so much to talk about something serious. Seriously. So there’s a campground on Mt. Hood which … Continue reading

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